Well, it’s titled bookings cos that’s polite but what you’re really doing here is begging, begging for our meat and lubrication. You want it so badly you’d probably do anything. You’re sick of seeing and reading about how folk have been left shattered and in a kind of delightful pain after being well and truly stuffed up The Dirty Pipe.
It’s desperate and needy but it helps our egos and keeps the exclusivity dream alive – and that benefits everyone. Plus keeping the numbers down means we don’t ever get overly rammed up the pipe, cos that’s no fun for anyone really. Well maybe some folk.
So anyway, why not chance your arm and see if we judge you to be good enough to enter our pipe and join the culturally rich ambience and friendly conversation with rest of our members and guests…
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The link should open your mail client with an appropriate subject field.
Please make sure your message includes:
1) Dates & Times
2) Meat Lounge, Cocktail Terrace or both
3) No. of guests and names
4) Passport details (for background checks)
5) Dietary requirements (to be ignored)
6) Sacrifice willing to be made to enter
7) Return email address or phone number
Alternatively send your request to:
reservations@thedirtypipe.com