This is what it’s all about – Getting prime meat up The Dirty Pipe. But plenty of our happy customers have had a bit of sweetcorn up there and it’s not bothered anyone.
Pitt Boss Sheep is experimental in his approach and can swing from “Can’t be arsed” to exquisite abandon in a moments breath. A tendency to tire of company sooner rather than later, a somewhat avant garde approach to handling meat and a large collection of knives can make his company and the experience unpredictable, possibly unnerving, but that’s easily forgotten after one drink in the cocktail terrace.
The toys we use up our pipe…
Smoker
Nothing beats cooking over open fire. Prime Rib Eyes done dirty, Spit on Pork & Hot Butts are our staples.
Plancha
You can’t beat getting fresh beef smashed up The Dirty Pipe. Whether you just want a single or you prefer 2 or 3 crammed in, our famous Smash Burgers juicy but crusted are sure to delight. For those who fancy something foreign up the pipe, you may often see a taco close by, with its spicy contents hanging out. The choice is yours.
Pizza
Truth is, this has been shit. The oven is great but can we hell as like stretch dough that doesn’t immediately contract to the size of a coaster. F*** Pizzas anyway.
*414 days notice required for any Pizza order.
Oh and if you are really lucky, you may get served and your stool adjusted by the legend…
Forget Salt Bae, We’ve got Salt(y) Bry.
Drool Reel
Pricing
Pay on departure. Strict entrance criteria to be met.
Single Visit
£0
- As much meat as you can handle up The Dirty Pipe. Stuffed until you’re sweating.
- Free Cocktails and beverages for as long as you remain upright.
- Plates, cutlery drinking receptacles provided.
- Max 8 leaves of toilet paper across 4 visits in total.
- Free merch for survivors.
Premium membership
£0/month
- All benefits of single visit.
- Brand Ambassador Merchandise.
- Unlimited facility access and 1 roll of toilet paper per visit..
- Dish or cocktail named in your honour
- Name on the members board.