…to The Dirty Pipe
Some call it a restaurant, some say it’s a grill, some a bar, a hang out, a pub -many things to many people.
Our marketeers say it’s a “Meat Lounge & Cocktail Terrace”. Nice.
To us it’s more than that. It can’t be described. It’s a sensation, a feeling, ethereal in nature, an essence, a movement, a happening.
Whatever it is, it’s exclusive. Strictly invite and members only. Those lucky enough to get a ticket can’t imagine the delights you’ll find up our Dirty Pipe.
What you WON’T get is riff raff, Coldplay, U2 or Aids.
What you WILL get is oiled up and stuffed full of meat.
Meat Lounge
Sample our gorgeous grills, rip roaring roasts and succulent smash burgers all crusted with a marvellous Maillard. You may even be surprised to find a bit of sweetcorn up The Dirty Pipe.
Cocktail Terrace
You’ll also get to try our home crafted cocktails by the hand of our blind mixologist with volume dyslexia and no sense of moderation.
(*consumption at your own risk, bring your own crash helmet)
Merchandise
You can’t buy it, we don’t sell it. This is Limited Edition in every essence of the words. You must have attended, dined or drank from The Dirty Pipe to qualify and you’ll be certain to cut quite a dash as you flaunt your exclusivity and pump our brand.
Request an Invite
You can’t book. Good heavens no. This is invite only. We are extremely judgy. If you haven’t been invited, it’s probably cos you’re a c***.
Don’t let that stop you trying though
Reviews
We’ve had loads of folk up The Dirty Pipe. In fact we’ve nearly always got someone hanging out the back of it. See what they say about the experience
Show Us Your Dirty Pipe
This is our community section. We believe there’s nothing better than people coming together. We’re happy with our pipe but we sure do love to see other people’s and can occasionally be tempted to go up there too.